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New dystopian and original art designs dropping weekly.\u003cbr\u003e• 3 sizes to choose from – perfect for serious coffee drinkers\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy white ceramic, dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Fade-resistant, high-quality print\u003cbr\u003e• Original artwork by Jo Potocki – Ministry of Mugs\u003cbr\u003e• Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big are they? 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